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Kroger Sweet Iced Tea (Kroger)

As anyone who has read this blog for any length of time knows, I can’t stand coffee. The taste is way too bitter for me, even with added sugars and creams; by the time I’d add enough to where I could almost tolerate it, I’d be left with a cup of cream and sugar with a touch of coffee, which would still be gross. (For the record, I can drink the pre-made bottled frappucino, as well as gas station cappucinos, on the rarest of occasions) I used to feel the same way about teas in general, but thanks to my wife turning me on to the deliciousness of sweet tea, I’ve actually grown to like less sweetened, fresh-brewed teas in general.

Bottled (or, in this case, cartoned) sweet teas, though, can be very hit or miss. While none can really quite match the flavor of a delicious fresh brew, there are some that actually come pretty close (Milos springs immediately to mind). With that in mind, and with a sudden craving for sweet tea, I decided to grab a carton of Kroger’s brand on a recent shopping trip.

A 64 oz. half gallon retails for $1.69 at full price, without any sales or discounts. That’s not a great price, but it’s not the worst. As much as I hate Kroger (mainly just for being typically overpriced and soul-crushingly boring to shop in), so deep was my craving for tea that I actually had high expectations for this one. So high that, as long as it managed to merely be “decent”, I at least would have satiated by craving and earned a decent rating.

Wow…this is way off from what I expected, and not at all in a good way. It tastes like they lightly brewed real tea, then just added in a bunch of artificial tea flavoring, and finished it off with a crap-ton of equally-artificial sweeteners. Despite its plastic packaging, it somehow also manages to taste like it’s been sitting in a can for 30 years…there’s a very grotesque, almost metallic flavor that is just a complete turn-off.

Now, I don’t expect pre-packaged sweet teas to taste fresh, but I at least expect it to taste better than this. I might even prefer the national brand “brisk” iced tea over this, which is so fake I don’t even think there’s an ounce of real tea in it. This is complete and utter drivel; swill so disgusting that I can’t even fathom how it hasn’t been yanked off the shelf. I’ve had quite a few mass-produced teas, and I’m fairly certain this one is the worst of the lot.

Skip this one at all costs. There are far too many other options out there, and even if you can only afford the crappiest of the crap, chances are good it will still be better than this one.

Overall: 1.5/10. This isn’t just one of the worst sweet teas I’ve ever had, it’s one of the worst teas, period. It’s got a terrible, artificial flavor that tastes like they took a very lightly brewed tea, and then overloaded it with artificial tea flavoring and artificial sweeteners to mask its weakness. It’s awful. Now I don’t expect a mass-produced tea to taste fresh, but I also don’t expect it to taste…like this. There are plenty of better examples out there that should prevent you from ever having to force this swill down. The only thing keeping this from getting a goose egg is that, in some way, I guess it’s technically drinkable? It’s nothing even approaching “good”, but it’s not so offensively bad that I’m going to waste the carton. And that has to count for something, right?

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  1. Tommy Gibson 3

    It got a sweet ,sour taste and the expiration date say September 12,2022 and I am wondering why it has after taste and my stomach seems to get very irritated and make tea at home and don’t get sick.

    1. atom

      There’s nothing wrong with you: I think that’s the actual taste.

  2. Melissa

    I think it tastes like celery. Very weird!

    1. atom

      Haha, now I almost want to get it again to see if I can specifically detect that in the taste! I had a hard time even comprehending what the bizarre flavor was, or what they were even going for. Whatever it is, it definitely doesn’t taste like tea, sweetened or otherwise.

  3. Tract

    SMH. There is nothing wrong with the tea .. ur just a bunch of crybaby Karen’s.. if you don’t like something fine . You don’t need to drive it into the ground .. just simple say I didn’t care for it. And move on.. !!!! .

    1. atom

      Actually, I’m a dude but my name is Aaron…maybe that can be the male equivalent! That being said, this stuff is godawful.

  4. Mary Lou Holt

    I’ve been drinking it for a few years and I get the decaffeinated and sugar-free version and I’ve always liked it. However, what I bought recently is awful. It tastes like it was made with Florida water (which is disgusting) so I wonder what happened with it. I tried the Milo tea Kroger also sells and it was worse! Guess I need to go back to brewing it myself!

    1. atom

      You didn’t like Milo’s?! I think that’s the best supermarket sweet tea I’ve ever had. I think it tastes closer to brewed than most pre-packaged ones.

      Regardless, brewing it oneself is ALWAYS the best option! There’s nothing like a fresh-brewed cup…

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