When I first started shopping at Aldi very nearly a decade ago (my best estimates peg the year 2005 as the year I first set foot in one), they carried a hard lemonade by the name of T-Dubs. To put it plainly, it was swill, with a flavor more akin to a lemon cleaning product than the actual tart fruit. Yet I still bought it anyway, if only for the reason that it was (if my memory serves me correctly) $5 for a six-pack. Well, I couldn’t have been the only one that found it offensive, as a short while later it was pulled off the shelves, never to return again.
But the only problem was, it wasn’t replaced by anything. As a non-beer drinker, Aldi’s options are severely limited, to either wine, or the occasional special buy coconut rum or strawberry daiquiri. I’ll even down a good cider, but for reasons unknown, they never get any of those in, especially considering Trader Joe’s has a fantastic one that could easily (at least in my head) be ported over to Aldi stores.
So imagine my surprise when, after at least seven years, a quick perusal of an Aldi advert revealed–a hard lemonade! Then imagine my brief letdown when I saw the name: Block Party. I mean honestly, could they have picked a more ghetto, ridiculously cheesy name than that? Still, my interest was more than piqued, and I knew that no matter what, I was going to try one. And I also knew that there was a good chance it was going to be terrible. After all, this was the same company that thought T-Dubs was fit for human consumption. So I grabbed the first six-pack at my local Aldi, went home, grabbed one, twisted off the cap and…
…was incredibly shocked. This is what Mike’s Hard Lemonade strives to be; a refreshing mix of authentic lemon flavor and carbonation that dissipates into a sugary sweet finish. There’s no bizarre aftertaste or bitter notes, it’s just a very sweet, very refreshing drink for a summer’s day. Granted, even for someone as in to sweet drinks as I am, a little bit can go a long way, so you probably won’t be downing more than a couple in one sitting, but it’s pretty delicious.
That being said, there are a couple downsides. As I just stated, the sweetness will be a turn-off for many, as each bottle feels the equivalent of drinking three cups of sugar. The price is also a little alarming; at $7.99 (in OH; price may vary elsewhere) per six-pack, there’s really little incentive for people to give this a try, as it’s just about the same price as the main brand of hard lemonade.
Overall: 7/10. Though it will undoubtedly be too sweet for many, I found this to be a refreshing mix of authentic lemon flavor blended with lots and lots of sugar. If you’re looking for something to get drunk off of, you’ll probably want to steer clear and look for something else, but as a patio drink on a hot summer’s day, this just might be the perfect beverage. However, the $7.99 (in OH) price tag is also a little off-putting, as it’s very close to, if not the exact same price, as the national brand of hard lemonade. I would still recommend this to those that are into this sort of thing, as I am.