Let’s just get this out of the way, because it’s inevitable: I HATE Larry the Cable Guy. Hate him. He’s the perfect example of what’s wrong with American comedy and, if you decided to delve deeper, you could further that by making a case that he’s a good example of what’s wrong with America in general. His jokes are lower-than-the-lowest common denominator, his accent and redneck appearance is completely faked, and perhaps worst of all, he’s now so popular he gets to put his name on food products and rake in the dough without having to do a single damn thing.
But you know what? I also love macaroni and cheese and I’ll be damned if I was going to let a personal hatred of a celebrity get in the way of at least giving this a shot.
I totally should have, because now I‘ve found a reason to hate him even more.
This has to be food that was actually made for dogs, but accidentally marketed to human beings. It’s complete slop. You’re probably thinking “What did you expect”, and to that, I have no real response. I guess I should have taken it as a clue that the box declares “Made with real bacon!”, while completely ignoring the cheese, which looks like mayonnaise, and tastes like mayo mixed with a heaping helping of human feces. In a world full of processed supermarket garbage, this somehow manages to be two notches under “below-average“, which is ironically an exact parallel with the career of the man on the box.
Even if you are a huge fan of Larry the Cable Guy, and I realize there are way more than there should be, do yourselves a favor and pass this up. Use the savings to buy a Larry the Cable Guy yoyo, or something. Go to the dollar store and get two Larry the Cable Guy DVD‘s. Buy two tickets to a Larry the Cable Guy show. Whatever you do with the two dollars you were going to spend on this product, please just do us all a favor and spend it somewhere else.
Overall: 0/10. The only thing worse than Larry’s “comedy” career is this joke of a product marketed to his redneck minions. But even they will be disappointed by the mayonnaise-y “cheese product” that tastes every bit as horrid as it looks. But hey, at least that bacon is real! One of the worst things I’ve ever had the misfortune of eating.
Well your personal opinion doesnt mean shit because I happen to love Larry the Cable Guy's Mac and Cheese, I could eat boxes of it if I could only find them. You sir are a pretentious little prick.
I'm sure there's a reason they're hard to find, and it has nothing to do with demand. Looks like his products are following his own career trajectory.